BUY OR SELL: these are good rhymes for a 14 year old?

Da black knighter/might just pull an all nighter/cause she mad ripe like Peach i gotta pipe her/browse her like bowser like the pied piper/ i lead her to my room and Dick Van Dyke her/ this no bleeding love like DC snipers/ and leona lewis more like cars and bikers/ cause im revving and i hit her like bang. She eatin street/ change the t to k and r. Now thats discreet/to get this far was hard and no small feat.I saw her walkin and got harder than concrete/shot my game like pistol pete she was down instantly/on my huevos like yoshi.Yo shes really into me/ i crushed the dudes chasin her like 1up/ theyd run up. And get smashed in the castle like special cup/ but id smash her much harder/ needed the whole trojan army just to guard her/from the bombarder/i stayed smarter/ and coached her like charter/ had her ballin like carter/but really im not expressing the views/of her that would be accepted by church goers in pews/so im repenting and restating that i am her boo/ and she got a fine body and a mind to match too